Monday, February 27, 2017

JetBlue Doggieville

My flight from New York, to the Dominican Republic was quite interesting. It was not your ordinary flight with human beings surrounding you. This airline JetBlue Doggieville, allowed pet owners to purchase seats for their dogs on the airplane. Particularly, German Shepherd's only. To begin with I never do well on airplanes, and now there will be animals. Terrific. I am allergic to dogs, and I get nauseous every single airplane ride. I purchased this ticket thinking I would be flying JetBlue, NOT Doggieville.

As soon as we got onto the airplane I met my neighbor. A hundred pound, dark-brown, German Shepherd. As the plane took off from New York, I felt myself holding back puke. I tried to close my eyes, and not think about the horrible turbulence we were encountering. Unfortunately, this did not help. I was seated by the window making it more difficult to escape to the bathroom quickly. It was difficult to communicate with anyone because I had a huge German Shepherd sitting next to me.

I tried moving this huge friendly dog without puking on him, but I could not make it to the bathroom. Next thing you know I puked on Foxy, the German Shepherd. He definitely reacted differently then any human being. Foxy, started to lick my puke off of herself, and came closer to me while I was trying to wipe it off of her. Thankfully, there were no humans sitting next to me because they would not have liked my vomit all over them. Foxy, laid on me the whole entire flight, and tried to eat my puke out of my brown barf bag. Her owner was nowhere to be found. This called for a horrific four hour plane ride. A whole lot of barking, sneezing, and puking. Fortunately, Foxy was friendly and did not mind my throw-up, to say the least.

Wednesday, February 15, 2017

Plane Crash in the Adirondacks

     This photograph takes place in the Adirondack Mountains where two pilots have landed after a horrible plane crash. The two pilots names are Jason and Carol. They have landed in the middle of the mountains without any clue where they actually are. They both are suffering from major injuries throughout their bodies. Jason broke his left arm, right ankle and has many cuts on his face. Carol has broke her left leg, right arm and has cuts all over her body. In extreme pain, they begin arguing because Carol thinks they have landed in the Appalachian Mountains but Jason strongly believes they are in the Adirondack Mountains. They take out their iPhone 7's and figure out based on the current location on their maps they actually are in the Adirondacks.

     They are both injured, and trying to get rescued. They tried to use their cellphones, but come to find out they both have no service to call 911. It has now been three hours since they crashed and they are praying someone comes to their rescue. Their pain is growing, and they are starting to get super hungry. The last time they ate was four hours prior to the crash. They are petrified for their lives.

      As time passes, they begin to give up hope. It has now been 18 hours since the crash. They see a helicopter approaching extremely close to them. They try to stand up on their broken bones, and begin to wave each one of their arms that are not broken. When they least expected it, a pilot giving a tour of the Adirondacks to a couple found them and rescued them. They were rushed to the nearest hospital after landing. They received all the care they needed by the nurturing nurses. The pilot came to the hospital with Carol and Jason. He bought them delicious hamburgers that they requested, and fresh water.

Monday, February 13, 2017

Thief in the Night

"Jane, we have to get out of the house! He is coming closer." 

[Jane whispers] "I know Tony, but we just have to stay quiet so he doesn't know anyone is home."

Tony whips out his unloaded pistol from the Timberland shoebox he has stored in his closet.

"Where are the bullets? I need them now, Jane!"

Jane refuses to hand Tony the bullets to his pistol as the footsteps of a robber are approaching the couple. 

"Tony, He is going to hear you! STOP IT!"

"Please just give me the bullets! It is either we kill him or he kills us!"

Jane is trembling with fear. She knows their lives are on the line, but still does not want to give up the bullets. She believes the thief will hear them.

"He is walking up the stairs Jane, I hear him!" 

Tony grabs the bullets out of Jane's hand, but she quickly snatches them back.

"We are gonna' die if I don't load this pistol up!"

The six foot robber is in the couple's bedroom ready to attack. He starts firing his pistol aiming below the bed and then starts shooting at the closed closet door. 

"QUICK! Give me the damn

Tuesday, February 7, 2017

Heartbreak

She is in the bar, after hours of course. It is empty, only four people are left sitting, and watching the football game on a Sunday night. The bartenders are cleaning up, preparing to leave as soon as the clock strikes one. Danielle is just twirling her drink around with a small red plastic straw, sobbing in her own misery. It is so silent you can hear her straw clinging against the ice in her glass. The cold winter air is circulating through the tiny unheated bar. She is heartbroken. She often goes to the bar when it is extremely quiet to escape her own reality. She feels empty and lifeless. She continues to drink Vodka mixed with seltzer and lime, one glass after the other. "Love on the Brain" by Rihanna is playing quietly in the background. She is four glasses too deep, and pondering about the man she desires. She is sick with love. 

Thursday, February 2, 2017

The Cheater

*In Car*

He struggles to reach into his back pocket, and pulls out a crumpled carton of cigarettes, focusing on avoiding eye contact with Karen. He lights up a Marlboro Light.

"HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO ME!? Really, Connor? You took her on a date right around the corner from our house!"

Connor looks straight at the road ahead, with one hand on the steering wheel. He takes a deep breath.

"Are you gonna' say anything?"

He reaches his right hand toward the radio and "Hello" by Adele suddenly blares.

"How long has this been going on? Has she been in our HOUSE? Has she been in this CAR?"

His hand returns to the steering wheel and his left hand presses the button to lower his window. 

"I am so done with you NEVER speak to me EVER again!"

"*She slaps his Marlboro Light out of his mouth* GO FUCK YOURSELF!!"

Connor pulls over, stops the car and exits the Toyota Camry.